What do you want to read here? I'll spare you from a dull play-by-play commentary of my life. I mean, I can hardly stay awake living this existence, much less read about it. It'd easily send a lively warm-bodied creature into a coma. Actually, it's really not that bad. Its just that today at work, there's hardly anybody here, there's hardly any work to be done, and I think I've already surfed the entire internet. Instead, let's head off to an imaginary place where life is exciting and things happen ... What a great opportunity to work on my writing style! *rubbing hands in anticipation* Stay tuned, my captive audience. The next update could occur unexpectedly at any moment, like a thief in the night. Like batman in gotham city. Like a compulsive shopper in the world's biggest mall. Or like lightning in a heavy thunderstorm... One never knows exactly when the next bolt will strike, or precisely what location, only that its coming very soon. And when it does ... one would probably squint their eyes in the bright light, then brace themselves for the thunderous roar of ... umm ... thunder. Oh the anticipation! The mystery!