Wow, listening to Bill Walton absolutely *gush* over Yao Ming was nearly embarrasing. I mean, it was enough to make a guy blush, ya know? I think ole' billy is infatuated right now. The other commentator would be talking about something completely unrelated ("Tinsley, off to a fantastic start last season ... ") and Bill would somehow, mysteriously make a segway to ... Yao guessed it ... ("But Yao is a big man who can pass better than anybody in the universe!"). It really was embarassing. Walton was straight hatin on anybody on the court who's first name isn't Ming. On national television. Now that ... is love. HAHA even when Yao delivered an elbow to Brad Miller's face, Bill was raving about how fundamental Yao's game is to keep his elbows up at all times. Incredible.

Game of the century tonite! Rockets vs Pacers, 9pm EST ESPN - my two favoritest teams meet in battle ...

OK, I need to admit something. Yesterday, after Metro, in the presence of Grant, Vincent, Wynette, and Joshua, I smelt something utterly foul. And so I looked at Vince and said, "did you fart?" and he denied it adamantly. So then I looked at Grant and said, "did you fart?" and he denied it as well. I wondered if it was me, but I really didn't think so. I mean, it smelled really foul. So it would've been tragic if it were from me. I thought it was Wynette and when I asked her to 'fess up, she did, but I don't think she was being sincere. Later on, on the way home, I farted in the car, lo and behold, the same foul smell penetrated my nostrils! Oh no! It WAS me! How could I produce such a nasty odor? Jeez, time to change the diet to something more bland. Glory to God for life giving smelly farts that give an ounce or two of humility. Yes, my farts smell just as bad as the worst of them....

lalalalala i don't have much to say but i'm not dead ... so lalalalalala

my roomie thanh and i just bought the Electronic Swing Improver: Large LCD display lets you know how far and how well you’re hitting with animated ball flight. Choose any club from 1 wood to 9 iron. Club head speed readings in MPH or KPH. Tracks your best and average shots in yards or meters for each club. Features thick, driving range-style nylon turf to protect clubs. Tee up at three heights. Solid ball provides “real hit” feel. For right- and left-handed golfers. I think probably the best investment as far as golf game goes would be lessons with a good instructor. But oh well, this is fun. Now I'm gonna record my jacked up form into muscle memory permanently.