OK, I need to admit something. Yesterday, after Metro, in the presence of Grant, Vincent, Wynette, and Joshua, I smelt something utterly foul. And so I looked at Vince and said, "did you fart?" and he denied it adamantly. So then I looked at Grant and said, "did you fart?" and he denied it as well. I wondered if it was me, but I really didn't think so. I mean, it smelled really foul. So it would've been tragic if it were from me. I thought it was Wynette and when I asked her to 'fess up, she did, but I don't think she was being sincere. Later on, on the way home, I farted in the car, lo and behold, the same foul smell penetrated my nostrils! Oh no! It WAS me! How could I produce such a nasty odor? Jeez, time to change the diet to something more bland. Glory to God for life giving smelly farts that give an ounce or two of humility. Yes, my farts smell just as bad as the worst of them....